Top Ten Christmas Songs For The Psychotic

         Top Ten Christmas Songs For the Psychotic


10. Manic

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

9. Attention Deficit Disorder

"Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy can I have a chocolate,
why is France so far away?"

8. PMS

"You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"

7. Pyromania

"Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"

6. Paranoid

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town ... to Get Me"

5. Obsessive Compulsive

"Deck the Halls and Walls and
House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and
Busses and Trucks and Trees"

4. Narcissism

"Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"

3. Dementia

"I Think I'll be Home for Christmas"

2. Multiple Personality Disorder

"We Three Kings Disoriented Are"

1. Schizophrenia

"Do You Hear The Voices I Hear?"