This is fun!!!

         Have you talked to Santa yet?  Given him some
       commands?  LOL  You want to though, right?  Well
       here's your chance!!!

      Santa 2.0

        You can spend minutes, even hours on end with this
       Santa.  Any yes I was bored one night.  So I have a
       "small" list of "commands" you can give Santa.  I know
        there are tons more but this is what I have come up
        with so far.  (and yes, I have no life)

       flirt    spank me    exercise    type    happy   rant
              play     guitar       drums        tennis   worm   
      break   marry me     egyptian     tongue     air guitar
              yodel    punch      gargle     belly dance
      act like a girl     act like a boy       kiss    kiss reindeer
              drop your pants    dance     scratch butt   hug
       pick nose    hokey pokey  say merry christmas   wave
              take pants off    sit    roll on floor    love me
       pick up reindeer     attack     make out     blow kisses
              sing     sit under tree     lay down     jump   yawn
       take shirt off     kill reindeer     play     play ball
              play baseball    eat     drink     santa's elf
       thumbs up    peace sign    turn around    jump on chair
              surprise    read    destroy    laugh    ho ho ho
       fart    put feet up   pee    crap    freaky    tap    scream
               spit     believe    suck    three bears    bark   cry
       sneeze    cough    kick    punch    slap    talk    snake
              teeth    chin    eyes    crazy    belly    list 
        cry like a baby    call     heart attack    lie     raspberry
              shake your booty      shake     fish    mary
        madonna     justin timberlake    drive      santa's helper
              angry      finger    

       and if you type in a naughty four letter word????   You
       will have to try it to see.  LOL