Answers to Silly Quiz

   Silly Christmas Quiz
   Can you answer these?  Get them all right?
  

  Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners
  the most? rude-off  (rudolph)

  What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? a cookie sheet

  What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet!

  What do they call Santa's helpers? subordinate clauses

  What kind of a virus can reindeer catch? The Reindeer Flu
     (flew)

  What is Frosty the Snowman's favorite breakfast
  cereal? frosted flakes

  What do Santa's beard and a Christmas tree have in 
  common? both need trimming

  What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus as he looked out the
   window?  Looks like rain deer (reindeer)

  What kind of cereal does Santa eat? snowflakes

  Which two letters describe a slippery sidewalk? I C (icy)

  What two letters are used by the elves to describe
  Santa's bag the day after Christmas?  M T (empty)

 Which burn longer: the candles on a Christmas cake, on a
  fruit cake or on the mantle of  a fireplace? they all burn
   shorter

 Did you know there's only 12 seconds in a year?
   Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd, etc........

 What bites but has no teeth? frost  (frost bite)

 What is the end of Christmas? The letter S

 Is it better to write a letter to Santa on an empty
 stomach or a full stomach? It's better to write it on paper