Christmas Cookies!

                                     Happy Baking!!
                  You won't believe how amazing these are!!!
                            Try them! They're great!

Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2-1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon tsp. juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a larg e fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit
gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through
the window, finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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