The 12 Days of a Cat's Christmas

     On the twelfth day of Christmas my human
      gave to me:

          Twelve Bags of Catnip

          Eleven tartar Pounce Treats

         Ten ornaments hanging,

         Nine wads of Kleenex,

         Eight Peacock Feathers

         Seven stolen Q-tips,

         Six feathered balls,

         Five MILK JUG RINGS!

         Four munchy house plants,

         Three  running faucets,

         Two fuzzy mousies,

          And a hamster in a plastic ball!!