I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas

     Broke my bat on Johnny's head;
     Somebody snitched on me.
     I hid a frog in sister's bed;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
     I made Tommy eat a bug;
     Bought some gum with a penny slug;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     CHORUS
    Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    Mommy and Daddy are mad.
    I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

     I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
     Somebody snitched on me.
     He won't come visit me because
     Somebody snitched on me.

     Next year I'll be going straight;
     Next year I'll be good, just wait
     I'd start now, but it's too late;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     So you better be good whatever you do
     'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
     You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.