Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I wonder sometimes........



      Sometimes I wonder.

      With Christmas coming up I have started to
      wonder about that very first Christmas day.
     These are some of my questions I ask myself:

     How warm or cold was it?

     How did Mary feel when she looked down at her baby.
     Did she see her little boy or did she see the
     Son of God?   
 
     What about those shepards? They were scared
      when the angels appeared to them, but what
      must it have been like?

      How was Joseph feeling when Jesus was born?

      Did the sky look like it does now -- 'cept 
      for that one star?

      Did the people around Mary realize
      that her baby was the Son of God?
      or was He just another baby being born?

      Wonder about Mary's and Joseph's families
      if they knew or understood what was happening?

      The Wise Men weren't there that night but
      how did they know and how did they feel
      when they were traveling to find Jesus?

      Why do we always picture angels with wings? 
      Does the Bible say they have them?
      When they appeared to the shepherds were
      they on the ground like regular people? In the sky?

      Do we really know when (date, month) of when
      Jesus was born?

      What do you wonder?

You write the song!!! Yeah! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


        The 12 Days of Christmas  --  Your Way!

        Yes!  It is your turn to write the words!
        This is a family journal so keep the song clean!!!

        Copy/paste the following into the comment
        section and fill in the blanks!!!!!  Have fun!!!


        On the twelth day of Christmas my true love sent
         to me:

        Twelve:
         Eleven:
         Ten:
          Nine:
          Eight:
          Seven:
          Six:
          Five:
          Four:
          Three:
           Two
           And a

Monday, November 27, 2006

Jingle Pet Song



            



         

Winter Wonderland --- Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear


     Lacy things, the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask, her permission
    I'm wearin' her clothes
    Her silk pantyhouse
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
  

     
In the store, there's a teddy
    Little straps, like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He'll say, "Are you ready?"  I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
    "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

     Later on, if you wanna
     We can dress, like Madonna
     Put on some eyeshade
     And join the parade
     Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

     Lacy things-missin'
     Didn't ask - permission
     Wearin' her clothes
     Her silk pantyhose
     Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
     Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
     Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    

Saturday, November 25, 2006

I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas






     Broke my bat on Johnny's head;
     Somebody snitched on me.
     I hid a frog in sister's bed;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
     I made Tommy eat a bug;
     Bought some gum with a penny slug;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     CHORUS
    Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    Mommy and Daddy are mad.
    I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

     I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
     Somebody snitched on me.
     He won't come visit me because
     Somebody snitched on me.

     Next year I'll be going straight;
     Next year I'll be good, just wait
     I'd start now, but it's too late;
     Somebody snitched on me.

     So you better be good whatever you do
     'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
     You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas


 


 

  


Santa's Christmas Flight! a video



               Santa's Christmas Flight!        



 

A Cat's Christmas


     "Twas the night before Christmas
       and all through the house
       Not a creature was stirring,
       not even a mouse.

      "Cuz the cat had pounced on him
        and tore him apart--
        Ate his mousey intestines
        And chewed up his heart.

      Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
      which made him take pause--
      He stopped daintily licking
      the blood from his claws.

      "Must be Santa" thought Kitty
       (that quite clever cat)
      "Cuz nobody else climbs down
       the chimney like that.

      Indeed it was ol' Santa,
      so jolly and fat
      With a load of presents
       and all for the cat!

      "Wow the best Christmas ever!"
       Kitty thought with a purr.
       Though he coughed up a hairball
       and shed some more fur.




 

Do You Hear What I Hear


     Said the night wind to the little lamb
     Do you see what I see?
     'Way up in the sky, little lamb
      Do you see what I see?

       A star, a star
       Dancing in the night
      With a tail as big as a kite
      With a tail as big as a kite

       Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
       Do you hear what I hear?
       Ringing thru the sky, shepherd boy
       Do you hear what I hear?

      A song, a song
      High above the tree
      With a voice as big as the sea
      With a voice as big as the sea

       Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
       Do you know what I know?
       In your palace warm, mighty king
       Do you know what I know?

       A Child, a Child
       Shivers in the cold
       Let us bring Him silver and gold
       Let us bring Him silver and gold

       Said the king to the people ev'rywhere
       Listen to what I say!
       Pray for peace, people ev'rywhere
       Listen to what I say!

       The Child, the Child
       Sleeping in the night
       He will bring us goodness and light
       He will bring us goodness and light

The 12 Days of a Cat's Christmas


     On the twelfth day of Christmas my human
      gave to me:

          Twelve Bags of Catnip

          Eleven tartar Pounce Treats

         Ten ornaments hanging,

         Nine wads of Kleenex,

         Eight Peacock Feathers

         Seven stolen Q-tips,

         Six feathered balls,

         Five MILK JUG RINGS!

         Four munchy house plants,

         Three  running faucets,

         Two fuzzy mousies,

          And a hamster in a plastic ball!!